Bretty always says....

"We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition." - Alex Comfort

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. It's not that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner

"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." - Mark Twain

"Knowledge tells us that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom prevents us from putting it into fruit salad." -Miles Kington

"Dining with one's friends and beloved family is certainly one of life's primal and most innocent delights, one that is both soul-satisfying and eternal" - Julia Child

"Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they'll turn out. You're curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you're waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go." - xkcd.